Friday, January 28, 2011

Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinal, it's giving the cockroaches cancer!

Okay so I really SHOULDN'T be blogging, but I can't resist! yesterday someone called me "Osaka". Which, funny thing, is from when I was in a musical back in the day. I was "Goddes of the earth" :) It was a lead part, I loved it! Lots of cute boys brought me flowers and loved my show, they came to watch it over and over, I can even recall one of them {Jason. B} bringing a video camera, somewhere, somewhere he's got my performance on tape! Haha!

 Anywho, I sat next to Diedra and Bryan at statistics and it was a blast! i LOVE my friends :) Wyatt and I are going to try going rock climbing today, good luck right? I was thinking about how petrified I was last time I went! I hope it will be fun though, I think Wyatt & I can make fun of any situation if our relationship is on the up and up.

So to give you some laughs, if you ever read this blog, I stole this off of just some things he had taken note of when he was taking a dump at a local bathroom :) some writing on the wall, I think it's hilarious!

*"Make love, not war."
Response: "Heck, do both: get married!" (I obviously sighted this one in Utah! "Heck!")
*"Bad spellers untie!!!"
*"Please don`t throw cigarette butts in urinal, it's giving the cockroaches cancer!"
*"Please don`t throw butts in urinal, it makes them soggy & hard to light." So funny!
*"Celebrate female, armpit hair pride week"
*"I Love Girls!!!"
*"Whoever wrote this was a test tube baby"
*"What moron writes on the bathroom walls?"
*Have a seat and I'll be right with you" (I'm pretty sure i see this one is every ghetto place I go but it's still funny!)
*Written on a condemn dispenser: "Insert baby for refund" (get it? Kind of funny right?)
*"We all lie in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars!" (I'm not sure why I like this one? I think it's actually kind of inspirational?)
*"Don't throw toothpicks in the urinal, crabs can pole-vault" (I've never seen this one but my neighbor just told me it today! Ha!)
*"Friends don't let friends take home ugly chicks

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